Last night I saw the biggest dick I've ever seen. No homo.

It's true. Last night at the Y, in the shower, was the largest piece of manhood I've ever laid eyes on. Not that I go around checking out guys' packages, but in the course of going about your business you sometimes see things (I SAID NO HOMO!!). And this one was hard to miss. The sheer girth was astounding. Not to mention the length. It looked unnatural.

Perhaps the most surprising part was the guy it was attached to. This humongous member belonged to a slender Asian man, about 5 foot 8. So much for stereotypes. Although this could be an outlier.