"Keep Your Sperm IN Your Cock!"

That was the funniest thing I heard this past weekend. I was at a party and the conversation devolved from the topic of who's the wildest person in the room, and then people's wildest experiences, and somehow, in context, my friend Shane blurted out, "Keep your sperm in your cock!" Maybe you had to be there, but if you were there, you'd think it was really funny. And you do wish you were there. I know you do.